What is Your Reality

I love reality shows

I do not care what people have against them; whether people think they are staged scripted or rigged, i just love them!!!

See, for me, a reality show captures a segment of real life and just makes you marvel
Depending on the format, you can either also enjoy some good old competition as well, or just marvel at human interaction (and not neccessarily in a good way).

I love 'So You Think You Can Dance' cos it shows the beauty of dance, and how graceful the body is, and just what it can be taught to do. Even though its about dance, you still see a module for real life there. Pretty people get more immediate fans for instance!
Seriously though, you see what difference pracitising and internalising lessons does to improve peoples style or execution. And then, you see that while training and perseverance and determination might count, those with a natural talent still stand out

Big Brother is also always a hit
Leave people in a house with no contact with the outside world, and nothing to do for three months and they will
- Talk about the serious and the mundane
- Gossip! Gossip! Gossip!
- Fight over who shd cook / clean / wash up / not litter
- Fight over anything, everything and nothing
- Shag like rabbits...or at least work towards that
- ONCE IN A WHILE, fall in love.

I woke up this random saturday morning though and the first two shows that came up were 'Top Chef' and 'The Bachelor'
Top Chef; beautiful
The chefs cooking up a storm and serving up fantastic dishes are usually crazy. If you do not beleive me, please watch an episode of Top Chef. You will never send a dish back again!

But the one that just amuses me to no end is this Bachelor

So, this hunk decides he is looking for a wife.
You're a hunk for goodness sake; how hard can it be???
But no o.
They get this hunk, and then they get some beautiful women to come and compete for his affection.He makes out with as many of them as he can, and they all swear they are in love with this guy who is using a televsion show as an excuse to be polygamous and a love rat!
Don't snicker oh; this is real life without the cloak of 'competition'
Do you know how much is going on right now in the life of a hunk you know? Shade and Kemi and Natasha and Joyce and Amaka and Chioma and Amina and Fatima and Elsie and Eno and Esosa and Osaretin are hovering around, competing for his heart in their own little way and he truly does let go off them until he has his final three
First of all, there are so many of them that he immediately narrows them down to those that capture his eye
Bye Bye Elsie, Bye Bye Esosa, Bye Bye Joyce.
Now, he lets go off those that are neither making an effort, nor enigmatic enough for him to want to convince them to
Bye Shade, See Ya Amaka.
It is not official, but he is 'seeing' all these other people and while they may not all know his friends, nor family, and he may not know theirs, he is going on pseudo-dates and kissing them all. Then he decides to downsize again.
Kemi, you got to go! Eno, it was fun...

Out television bachelor is also using this opportunity to kiss every girl on the show; and in interviews, the girls keep telling us just how much they are falling for him.

He is getting closer to some deadline in his mind so he realises he needs his top three!
Natasha laughs at his jokes and they like the same things; she also wears the best outfits so she is in!
Chioma likes to cook for him, and sometimes, even gives him massages. Definitely in!
Fatima is a bit reserved, but he thinks he likes that. Besides, when they do kiss...FIRE!

So now, it's time to let go of Osaretin and Amina

He meets Natasha's family and friends. He likes her mum, but wonders of he wants a brother-in-law that looks stoned all day
Chioma's friends are all sexy; err...
Fatima's family looks like they might be the intrusive type.

Our hunk still needs to let go of one more chic cos juggling the three of them isn't good on his pocket, and he has almost been caught so many times.
This is tough though; the decision can't be as easy as the previous ones.
Even our television bachelor, whose true love is in some quiet town at the moment wondering what the hell is wrong with him, is finding it hard to narrow them down further. Look, he even manages to shed a tear or two!

Finally, hunk decides Chioma has to go
He is now left with Sexy or Homely.
Wild or Nice
One ring, One first chance to say 'I Do'

I would love to tell you who he chose, but i would rather you wait for the last episode on THE HUNK